Olympics are not All-ympics

Breaststroke, Freestyle, Butterfly and Backstroke are all swimming variations that are contested for at the Olympics. Oh and the Medley too. This makes swimming an unfair sport for the rest of the field cause once you're good in the water you're good in the water.

Unfortunately if you're good at javelin there is no backhand javelin throw or blindfolded throw event to add a few more gold medals to your collection. Same with long jump, high jump, shooting, archery etc...

So for Usain Bolt & Shelly Ann Frayser-Pryce to add few more medals to their 100m Sprint collection I do hereby request the International Olympic Committee to introduce the sack race and the egg & spoon race over the 100m and 200m sprint, just to make things a bit fair.

Besides some of us only got certificates in the sack race and egg & spoon race where the heck does the IOC want us to put our talents?