Olympics are not All-ympics

Breaststroke, Freestyle, Butterfly and Backstroke are all swimming variations that are contested for at the Olympics. Oh and the Medley too. This makes swimming an unfair sport for the rest of the field cause once you're good in the water you're good in the water.

Unfortunately if you're good at javelin there is no backhand javelin throw or blindfolded throw event to add a few more gold medals to your collection. Same with long jump, high jump, shooting, archery etc...

So for Usain Bolt & Shelly Ann Frayser-Pryce to add few more medals to their 100m Sprint collection I do hereby request the International Olympic Committee to introduce the sack race and the egg & spoon race over the 100m and 200m sprint, just to make things a bit fair.

Besides some of us only got certificates in the sack race and egg & spoon race where the heck does the IOC want us to put our talents?

Deliver us from Eva

Last week i saw a lady with a truck load of luggage being taken to the bus stop by four young gentlemen. I could not stop thinking about how she smiled at one of these gentlemen for them to help her or how the others just voluntered to help.

Just a smile or a stroke of the hand can make a man do things he never imagined, just ask Samson about his hair. Women have this aura around them that makes a man weak & submissive. Personally i have walked, ran, carried, fought, paid, supported and opened a door for a woman. None of the aforesaid was ever done for me.

Women know the power they possess and a lot of them abuse it. They show a little cleavage and wear a short skirt just to drive the little man in our pants wild with fantasy & 'force' us to satisfy their material needs. At the end of the day the fantasy remains a fantasy cause they never make it easy for us.

They don't say behind every successful man is a woman for nothing. Men are just an army owned by women. If she says she wants a new car we fight hard for them to get it, if she wants a new dress we fight hard to bring the cheese back home. We fight for them all the time.

If it wasn't for women men would be happy with just beer, sports, a motorcycle and 2 baths per week. If God's intention was for a woman to bring the best out of a man, he did an excellent job.

Capitalism is not driven by self interest but by interest in women, take women out of the mix and the economy will crumble!

So my eductated solution to an economic crisis is import more hard to get women, its the best stimulus! However always yielding to women's demands also leads to economic crises as men try to please them beyond their means leaving them with debts they can't settle, just ask America.

(N.B - To all feminists this is supposed to be a humourus article if you're offended in any way click on the create your own blog icon & follow instructions)